masquerading as jollyjon.com & alicec00per.com.
welcome to the alice cooper allegedly. we thank you for your patronage and trust that you will enjoy your visit with us as we belch 96.3% alice cooper nonsense of the highest order. jollyjon.com has no connection with alice cooper or his management, in fact we suspect they would like to put us in the quiet room.

its the same old detritus regurgitated 96.3 times just dressed in different clothes. what a waste of over a decade. website OCD without a doubt, 96.3 times over. 1 down 95.3 to go....

take your pick and enter the alice cooper allegedly time machine....

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go backstage - you have a pass ?

[notes.]
1. a lot of redirects go to dollythesheep.blogspot.com which is no longer our site. most redirects have now been altered to bounce ewe to the time machine homepage.
2. some earlier variants only fully function in IE :( later variants are for FF also.
3. any trade lists of haves and wants you discover are there purely for historical purposes. they are way out of date.
4. missing files such as jpg, gifs, pdf and mp3 can be really annoying can't they ?
5. we left esnips and myspace some time ago. we are still at flickr and facebook. we vacated geocities and tripod our original homes a decade ago.
6. we have nothing to do with something.com but you may end up there.
7. none of the old email addresses eg something@j o l l y j o n .com work.
8. we no longer make use of jollyjon.co.uk.
9. embrace technology : configure your browser to show swf files or you'll be missing out.
10. the confessional : chances of your confession being delivered slim, better than none.
11. (c) jollyjon.com : who are we kidding ? what the chuff is a (c) anyway ? its no © .

[the jollylist.]
I very rarely trade these days copying cds and tapes is so 20th Century. I am not set up to do anything with my vhs. I have happily traded with a number of ewe from the interweb down the years but these days tend to embrace flacs, torrents and ftps and all those other cool things. My list is always a work in progress as I have all sorts of detritus lying around in a plethora of electronic forms. We Alice Cooper fans are a strange and varied bunch - I tend to only really get excited about Alice Cooper 1968 - 1982. I'm not losing sleep about some so-so Constrictor gig that has passed me by. Dazed & Confused ? Lovely.... Tempt me. Drop me a line it might even get through if it doesn't there are other means just ask around.

[disclaimer.]
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[definitions.]
from our lawyers terms used in this group of sites for clarification purposes :- lettuce noun a plant with usually large green leaves, eaten raw in salads. i planted a row of lettuces / i'd like a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, please. sheep noun a farm animal, with thick esp. whitish-coloured hair, that eats grass, and which is kept for its hair, skin and meat. wool comes from sheep. there was a flock (=group) of sheep on the hillside. we heard the sheep bleating/baaing in the field. alice band noun british a hairband. cooper a person who makes and repairs wooden barrels, tubs, and the like and womble noun [from british cartoon characters] a user who has great difficulty in communicating their requirements and/or in using the resulting software.

jollyjon "The Sheep Guy"
March 2010